Wednesday, 19 September 2018

Obligatory ‘Apologies’ Post.

Big Tambo selects his summer reading.

So, I just thought I’d drop a quick line to regular readers to apologise for the complete collapse of my aspirational once-a-week posting regime over the summer.

Rest assured, there has been no particular reason for this. Over the past five years, I’ve managed to keep this blog ticking over nicely in the face of a number of momentous, challenging and potentially disruptive life changes, only to find things stalling over the past few months due to… nothing whatsoever really. I’ve just been a bit, y’know, busy with this and that. Nothing exciting. I haven’t even moved house, as the delightful pic above implies – we just had to move some book shelves for a couple of days to do some work on the windows.

Admittedly, I probably haven’t helped matters by embarking on a number of rambling, time-consuming multi-film reviews (1, 2) whilst neglecting to spend any time sweating over the scanner doing some quick paperback posts to fill up the space in-between. And, when I have done some book posts recently, I’ve found myself actually reading and writing about the damn things (1, 2), which of course just slows things down even further.

Well, so it goes. Just thought I’d reassure you that this blog is still alive and kicking, anyway. My enthusiasm for writing about movies and books remains undiminished, and, despite the increasingly post-apocalyptic state of the weblog landscape, this is the format in which I most enjoy doing it (which is not to say I’d turn my nose up at an offer to, say, do a book or something, BUT HEY). In fact, if the "blogosphere" does go full-on survivalist, I’m good at digging my heels in, so I’m all for it. I’m sure we must have the interweb equivalent of a stream and a potato patch around here somewhere, so praise the lord and pass the ammunition.

On a more immediate level meanwhile, I’m already gearing up for a second year of no nonsense October horror reviews leading up to Halloween, aiming for a post every two days through the month. I had great fun with this last year, so hope I’ll be able to keep up the pace. So, uh, apologies again for the lack of activity here recently, and WATCH THIS SPACE, etc.

Thursday, 6 September 2018

Boxing Clever:
Four Film Noir Classics
(Arrow Academy / 2017)


I’m sure I must have griped before in these pages about the overly broad definition of the term “film noir” often employed in publicity materials for revival screenings and DVD/Blu-ray releases, and my fear that this misplaced enthusiasm may result in the (originally rather rarefied) ‘noir’ label being arbitrarily slapped on pretty much every black and white Hollywood film that is neither a comedy nor a musical.

So where DO we draw the line, I hear you ask? Well, more so even than other retrospectively applied genre boundaries, the dense web of thematic tropes, socio-cultural context and aesthetic devices that define each individual movie fan’s idea of ‘noir’ leaves one hell of unruly borderland territory, waiting to be claimed.

Rather like the equally fruitless arguments one could instigate over the exact point at which a film about some people killing some other people becomes a horror film though, we’re probably best to put the whole mess aside and just fall back on the old chestnut that we know it when we see it - an admittedly worthless, dumb-headed methodology that, happily, functions to kill any debate on the nature of the genre in question stone-dead, leaving us with no choice but to talk about the movie itself instead.

The exact same grimly reactionary get-out, you’ll note, soon becomes equally unavoidable when trying to nail down the nature of a “classic”, and as such -- after issuing a disclaimer that I always, always celebrate and commend lovingly restored releases of obscure, studio era American movies and am perfectly happy for labels to call them whatever the hell they please if it will help shift a few copies -- it is my sad duty to begin this review by advising consumers that, by my count, Arrow’s 2017 box set of ‘Four Film Noir Classics’ contains at best about one and a half noirs and two classics.

Regrettably moreover, it has taken me so long to get around to watching all of these films and writing about them that the box set in question is now long sold out. But, since it has now been replaced by individual releases of the four featured movies, I hope that perhaps my belated reflections may still prove helpful in helping some noir-curious readers to push their shekels in the right direction and avoid the pitfalls, who knows. So without further ado, let’s quit mixin’ metaphors and get stuck in.

Though it was released in the same year as his twin masterpieces ‘The Spiral Staircase’ and ‘The Killers’, even the most ardent defender of Robert Siodmak’s legacy would have difficulty boosting 1946’s The Dark Mirror much beyond the level of a minor curiosity within the filmography of this retrospectively revered director.

A glib and rather airless identical twins murder mystery whose logic revolves primarily around a series of unlikely coincidences, ‘The Dark Mirror’ was adapted from what we must presume was a similarly uninspired magazine story (by French scriptwriter Vladimir Pozner) and showcases Hollywood’s unsavoury late ‘40s fixation with mental illness and psychoanalysis (cf: ‘Spellbound’, etc.) at its most naïve and schematic.

As our nominal protagonist, head-shrink and “twin expert” Lew Ayres comes across as smug, sleazy and, most chronically, boring in his attempts to determine which of the two available Olivia de Havillands [“good” (demure, introverted) or “bad” (pushy, aggressive) varieties] iced some dude in his study, even as the film seems to expect us to be enthralled by his Rorschach tests and interminable (Production Code-acceptable) Freud-for-Dummies type musings.

Dialogue-heavy and largely confined to a handful of cramped interior sets, much of ‘The Dark Mirror’ feels like stuff that could have been repurposed for an episode of ‘Alfred Hitchcock Presents’ a few decades later, making it a profoundly skippable business for general 21st century viewers. I confess I would have been pretty angry if I’d shelled out £15 for Arrow’s stand-alone release expecting a “film noir classic”, but as part of a box set it proved diverting enough. Indeed, for Siodmak completists, researchers into the history of “evil twin” movies (definite precursors for both ‘Sisters’ and ‘Dead Ringers’ here I feel), or merely fans of the darker side of ‘40s Hollywood melodrama in general, there are still a few redeeming features to be enjoyed herein.

Most notably, de Havilland’s performance is, frankly, excellent. She differentiates and humanises her two characters in a far more convincing manner than the script really deserves, shouldering most of the burden when it comes to creating the ambiguities between them that drive the film’s suspense factor. Meanwhile, the camera trickery used to accomplish the scenes in which both de Havillands are on screen together is frequently ingenious, never drawing attention to itself or upsetting the flow of the drama; effects-wise, it feels like a master-class in how to do this sort of thing well that would stand up even today.

Siodmak too was clearly still on top of his game here despite the dreary material and what I presume must have been a fairly meagre production budget, occasionally busting loose with some of his trademark dramatic intensity for a few great, cinematic flourishes. The most memorable of these takes us almost into gothic horror territory, recalling ‘The Spiral Staircase’ as a nocturnal shot of a forlorn figure in the apartment building’s front garden pulls back through an upstairs window to reveal a startling shot of one of the sisters wielding a dagger with clearly malicious intent, moonlight glinting off the blade.

Milton Krasner’s photography is exceptional here, and we should also throw in a word here for Dimitri Tiomkin’s music, which adds greatly to the atmosphere, exploring more interesting territory than the blaring guff that more commonly accompanied films of this era.

The lengthy tracking shot that opens the film, in which the camera prowls slowly through the study of the murder victim, highlighting various clues before eventually revealing the corpse itself, is fantastic too – a bravura opening to any murder mystery, and one of the only moments in which ‘The Dark Mirror’ really approaches anything resembling “noir”, incidentally.


Next up, we get both an even more concentrated dose of faux-psychoanalytical melodrama and another misfire from a legendary director, as we turn to Fritz Lang’s rather more ambitious Secret Beyond The Door (1947).

In my experience, Lang’s American films almost always make for rewarding viewing, irrespective of how they were received at the time, but sadly I feel we still need to chalk this one up as one of his few absolute disasters. In financial terms, the film’s catastrophic box office pretty much torpedoed Lang’s tempestuous filmmaking partnership with producer Walter Wanger and star Joan Bennett, just a year after they’d delivered such classics as ‘Scarlet Street’ and ‘The Woman in the Window’. And, in creative terms meanwhile, well… let’s get to that.

Essentially Lang’s contribution to the cycle of ‘Jane Eyre’-derived “woman-marries-a-cad” gothic potboilers that followed the success of Hitchcock and Selznick’s ‘Rebecca’ in 1945, ‘Secret Beyond The Door’ (scripted by Lang protégée Silvia Richards from a story by Rufus King) begins in provocative fashion when Celia (Bennett), a young bachelorette holidaying in Mexico, finds herself unexpectedly aroused by a knife fight she witnesses on the street, and, more specifically, by the eye contact she simultaneously makes with one Mark Lamphire (Michael Redgrave), a tall, dark stranger of aristocratic bearing and obvious wealth.

Before you know it, Bennett and Redgrave are hitched, but, as is the way with these things, our heroine’s new beau remains a man of mystery, refusing to discuss his background and inconveniently disappearing “on business” at the point at which (we may infer) the couple are about to consummate their relationship during their South of the border honeymoon. Things get far worse however when Celia returns, alone, to her husband’s East Coast ancestral pile, there to discover a stack of unsavoury surprises that would have had Daphne Du Maurier reaching for the smelling salts.

Not only does Mr Lamphire keep a resentful, black-clad sister (Anne Revere) mooning about the place, he also has a preternaturally mature, Village-of-the-Damned-esque son, born to his previously unmentioned first wife(!), who, Celia learns following a bare minimum of investigative snooping, died in mysterious circumstances on the premises some years back(?!). (1)

As if this weren’t enough make any sane woman to consider getting the hell out of Dodge, Celia’s husband also chooses the occasion of a big society party he is hosting to casually drop the big reveal vis-a-vis his rather unique hobby, which – get this – involves collecting murder rooms.

In other words, he has travelled the world purchasing the entire contents of rooms in which notorious crimes have taken place, and has arranged for them to be recreated in a wing of his own house, just because… well, I don’t know exactly. The script posits the idea that he is some kind of holistic architect with an interest in exploring how the resonance of certain rooms can affect the events within them, or some such hoo-hah he seems to have dreamed up to avoid the more obvious conclusion that he is simply out of his fucking mind - a suggestion that he airily dismisses when it is put to him in slightly more polite, cod-Freudian terms by a female party guest identified on the movie’s cast-list solely as “Intellectual Sub-Deb”.

In case you’re keeping score, Celia also overhears rumours at the party suggesting that her husband has squandered his fortune, run the family business into the ground and is now embroiled in insurmountable debt. And, did I mention that he also has a final, locked “murder room” that he will never, ever let anyone into? Can you guess what might be inside it?

As my own wife is often keen on yelling at the screen when we watch horror films together, now is very much the time for Celia to GO! GET OUT! LEAVE THIS PLACE, RIGHT NOW! But of course, in genre-mandated fashion, she fails to follow such advice because, well, you know – love, or something.

I confess, reading back through that plot synopsis, ‘Secret Beyond The Door’ sounds like an absolute hoot. With such a ludicrously OTT plot-line, heaps of gothic atmosphere and one of cinema’s great visionaries in the director’s chair, *surely* this thing must be ripe for rediscovery, regardless of how poorly it was received upon release...? Well, so you’d hope, but, in view of these obvious attractions, I fear the fact the film remains largely obscure speaks volumes.

Basically, ‘Secret…’ is hard work. Full of tepid, overwrought dialogue and repetitious, circular plotting, Richards’ screenplay attempts to graft garbled psycho-analytical “insight” onto the bones of a rote Victorian melodrama, but crucially fails to make its central characters or their errant behaviour either believable or sympathetic, resulting in a lugubrious trudge of a picture in which pages of script seem to disintegrate into a mushy, interchangeable swamp of blather.

I mean, I realise gothic romance is *supposed* to be leaden and suffocating to some degree, but, to paraphrase that guy in the pie shop scene in Smashing Time, there are limits, darling - limits.

Bennett and Redgrave do what they can with their roles, but humanising their characters proves impossible, and as a result these are “stay professional and wait for the cheque” performances for the most part. After ‘Secret Beyond The Door’ opened to an understandable mixture of bafflement and ridicule, certain gossip columnists seem to have taken pleasure in noting that Redgrave, who had the misfortune to select this film as his American debut after achieving star status in the UK, pretty much packed it in and took the first boat home straight after the production wrapped. (Seemingly taking a “once bitten, twice shy” approach, he only rarely accepted roles in American films thereafter.)(2)

Unable to harness the tightly-wound threads of inescapable, mechanized urban fate that powered his better films through to their conclusions, Lang also flounders, filling the movie – for some reason – with over-bearing floral imagery (which I suppose at least suits the musty potpourri of some of the scripting). More helpfully, he also really goes to town with all the stuff involving keyholes, nocturnal snooping, locked chambers, shadowed empty spaces and malevolent architecture, harking back to the more expressionistic elements of his early German films to deliver some extremely atmospheric sequences.

Indeed, there are isolated moments here when we could be lost in one of the circuitous human rat-traps stalked by Dr Mabuse and his victims, but, with no other aspects of the production apparently able to back up the director’s instinct for cinematic wizardry, these remain only moments - exhilarating intervals between leaden stretches of run-time that see us lost in a far less pleasurable manner, sinking again into the murk of the confused, unworkable script. Although Lang completists and Hollywood disaster specialists will no doubt want to give ‘Secret Beyond The Door’ a shot, I’m afraid I can’t report that it has improved much with age.

And, as far as ‘film noir’ is concerned meanwhile… well I’ve watched kitten videos on Youtube that have more claim to the term to be honest. Even if one were to use a wholly psychological definition of ‘noir’, I can’t really see ‘Secret..’s half-baked mixture of pop Freudianism and 19th century melodrama hitting the mark, and, as a voluntary member of the Genre Police, I can’t help but take a dim view of this sort of thing. I mean, if this one gets through the gates, I suppose that means you’ve also got to make room for its obvious precursor ‘Rebecca’, and if we let her in, where does it end? ‘Dragonwyck’? ‘The Good Earth’…? Hell, why not throw ‘Jamaica Inn’ in too, and we’ll have a right old rave up at the next Film Noir retrospective?

Far closer to the mark – on the surface of things, at least – is Force of Evil (1948). As well as boasting a suitably generic pulp fiction title, playwright and screenwriter Abraham Polonsky’s directorial debut brings us claustrophobic New York location shooting, some bracing gangland gun-play, a morally compromised, mob-affiliated lawyer living in fear of the secret telephone in his bottom drawer, and – crucially – a whole lot of stuff with cheroot-chewing guys in hats talking about “the numbers racket”. Now *this* is more like it!

As a committed Marxist intellectual and trade union activist however, Polonsky was certainly no Spillane, and his film – the only directorial assignment he completed before becoming one of the earliest victims of the HUAC blacklist - tilts at some far more ambitious windmills than your average gangster movie.

We’ve spoken before here [in my review of Jules Dassin’s Thieves’ Highway] about critic Thom Anderson’s conception of film gris, a term he coined to refer a certain set of films produced on the outskirts of the Hollywood studio system in the late 1940s, exploiting a brief window in which left wing directors and writers were given the opportunity to produce work that reflected their ideological beliefs, before the black curtain of McCarthyism fell.

Reshaping the conventions of lower budget thrillers from the inside out, entries in the film gris canon presented viewers – and indeed studios – with a series of challenging, formally innovative films that often sought to undercut traditional Hollywood notions of individual exceptionalism, instead exploring wider ideas of societal responsibility and encouraging the audience to identify with a collective social grouping rather than a lone hero. ‘Thieves’ Highway’ provides a good example of this short-lived trend, but ‘Force of Evil’ can make a pretty good case for being the definitive one.

Extrapolated by Polonsky from a reportedly impenetrable anti-capitalist novel (‘Tucker’s People’ by Ira Wolfert, 1941), the film follows the increasingly desperate travails of one Joe Morse, played by perennial film gris leading man John Garfield. An ambitious young New York lawyer from working class roots, Morse is in the pocket of high-rolling gangster Ben Tucker (Roy Roberts), helping him mastermind a scheme that will see his organisation obtaining monopoly control over the city’s underground “numbers racket”, wiping out the competition in one fell swoop. Everything is set to go off without a hitch, but for the nagging guilt Joe feels about the plight of his brother Leo (Thomas Gomez), who runs a small numbers game in a down-at-heel part of town, and stubbornly refuses to sell out to the gangsters.

Although presenting an exploitative illegal gambling operation as a bulwark of grass roots community enterprise feels like a weird move on Polonsky’s part, you can probably guess the general direction of the story’s drift, as Joe Morse struggles to find a way to salvage his brother’s livelihood without blowing the whole takeover deal to the unexpectedly determined NYPD. Needless to say, the constrictions of the increasingly convoluted knots he finds himself tied up in provide the framework for some stone cold bits of noir greatness, including a least a few sequences that are liable to live long in the memory of even the most apolitical movie fan.

The contrast between the film’s towering Manhattan exteriors (exceptionally captured by DP George Barnes) and its cramped, utilitarian studio interiors (largely offices and places of work, rather than domestic settings) lends the film an oppressive, airless feel that persists throughout, effectively – if not exactly subtly – mirroring the fateful weight that the machinations of capitalist self-interest place upon the characters within it.

Though Barnes’ photography never fully commits to the kind of expressionism favoured by so much ‘classic’ noir, instead staying true to the story’s tone of grimy realism, the climactic scene in which the craven numbers bank accountant who snitched to the cops meets his bloody fate nonetheless achieves a near-operatic quality, as does the concluding sequence in which Garfield symbolically ‘descends to the underworld’ as he climbs down to the banks of the Hudson, there to search for his brother’s corpse.

The sequences set in Morse’s office meanwhile are genuinely nightmarish, as a grim ballet of telephones, locked drawers, handguns and light switches threatens to upset his house of cards at any moment, temporarily making the movie feel like an anxiety dream someone might experience after guzzling too much cheese from the buffet at a Film Noir festival.

Despite these strengths however – and despite the mighty critical reputation ‘Force of Evil’ has acquired over the years (a charge led by no less a figure than Martin Scorsese, who has firmly enshrined it as one of his key influences and all-time faves) – personally speaking, I couldn’t help but feel that the film never *quite* comes together the way it should, with its basic cogency perhaps collapsing to some extent under the weight of its own ambitions.

Although the background Polonsky’s script provides on the ubiquitous “numbers racket” is pretty enlightening for us non-U.S.-based crime fiction enthusiasts, the doggedly economic nature of the film’s plotting sometimes proves difficult to match up with its aspirations toward compelling human drama - a problem that is only exacerbated by the distinctly peculiar approach that Polonsky takes to the film’s dialogue.

Though he remains ostensibly within the realm of contemporary, street level vernacular here (there are none of the baroque excesses later exemplified by Clifford Odet’s script for ‘The Sweet Smell of Success’ (1954), for instance), the writer-director nonetheless has his cast communicate with each other via the means of rhythmic, repetitious and frequently rather obtuse passages of verbiage that scan more like blank verse than anything you’d expect to hear in a hard-boiled crime movie.

Creating an odd disjuncture with the studied, proletarian realism of the story and setting, this technique serves – perhaps deliberately? - to alienate us from any real identification with the characters, as climactic inter-character scenes begin to play out more like symbolic representations of some obscure philosophical point than as exchanges between actual human beings.

Garfield’s scenes with ostensible leading lady Beatrice Pearson (whom he first encounters working as a secretary in his brother’s numbers bank) suffer particularly badly in this regard; although Joe Morse is a very well-drawn character in his own right, the basis for his continued interaction with Pearson’s rather unconvincing stock ‘good girl’ seems entirely inexplicable, and the strange dialogue they are assigned only serves to confuse the issue, leaving our emotive response to their joint story arc seriously adrift. (Seriously, if someone can tell me what the scene in which Garfield picks Pearson up and forces her to sit on a mantelpiece whilst some passers-by emerge from the lift is all about, I’d be delighted.)

It seems depressingly ironic that a film which so bravely seeks to dramatise the damage that the capitalist system can inflict upon the souls of those caught up in it should sacrifice the humanity of its characters to some bits of business that feel like they could have emerged from an experimental one-act stage play. On this basis, I must confess that, on first exposure at least, I found ‘Force of Evil’ a film far easier to admire than it was to love. Perhaps repeat viewings might help to open it up for me, but… who has the time? I gotta make a living to keep buying all these blu-rays, y’know. [Head hits desk; drooling.]

And finally, we move forward seven years, to a film from the very opposite end of the noir spectrum from ‘Force of Evil’ – one that is perhaps less than wholly admirable in certain respects, but is oh so easy to love.

Mr. Brown: I think Lieutenant Diamond needs a drink. Got any liquor?
Fante: How about some paint thinner?
Mr. Brown: No, that'll kill him. Anything else?
Fante: Hair tonic, 40% alcohol.
Mr. Brown: Fine.

Welcome to the world of Joseph H. Lewis’s The Big Combo – a film so goddamn hard-boiled it basically feels like being lamped in the jaw by a giant amalgam of Humphrey Bogart and Dashiell Hammett… presumably whilst you were lurking under a lamppost after midnight, chewing on a matchstick and waiting to give Elisha Cook Jr a hard time, or something.

By 1955 of course, film noir was well into what I suppose you might call its ‘decadent’ phase, with such self-conscious apotheoses of the style as Aldrich’s ‘Kiss Me Deadly’ and Welles’ ‘Touch of Evil’ lurking just around the corner, so it’s more than likely that Lewis and his collaborators were fully aware of the clichéd nature of the genre conventions they were exploiting here. Still though, ‘The Big Combo’ stands as such a perfect, eternal archetype of the no nonsense, low budget crime movie that it is difficult to cast too much post-modern shade across its achievements. Indeed, most contemporary viewers seem to have taken it on its own terms, with reviewers writing it off as a dated throwback to the gangster movies of preceding decades, differentiated from them only by its Production Code-baiting infusions of violence and perversity. So, exactly what the doctor ordered to liven up this rather lacklustre box set, in other words.

Before I get too carried away with hyperbole however, I should make probably make clear that, unlike the other films in this set, my own personal history with ‘The Big Combo’ goes back a long way. All the way back to when I was seventeen years old in fact, and taking a module on Film Noir whilst studying for my A-Level in Film Studies.

Alongside the obligatory classics of the genre, our tutor was canny enough to screen her own copy of ‘The Big Combo’ (recorded, I believe, from a ‘Moviedrome’ TV broadcast) for the class, and I am eternally grateful to her for that because, more so than ‘Mildred Pierce’ and ‘The Big Sleep’ and so on, it was the one that made by far the biggest impression upon me. In fact I’m go so far as to say that it provided me with perhaps my first real exposure to the joys of the vintage pulp crime aesthetic in film and literature, and, if you want to click on the crime tag at the bottom of this post, you’ll appreciate the effect that ended up having on me, for better or for worse.

Returning to ‘The Big Combo’ after many years via Arrow’s blu-ray, I’ve been thrilled to discover that it hasn’t lost its lustre in the slightest. If anything in fact, I love it even more. Of course, with so much more movie-watching experience under my belt, I can now identify the film’s numerous shortcomings all too clearly; the occasional absurdities of the plotting, the crippling time and budgetary constraints under which production took place, the clumsy use of insert shots to try to break up Lewis’s reliance on one scene / one take master shots, and so on.

All of these issues make the film an easy one to tear apart from a purely technical POV, but I would nonetheless argue that such deficiencies don’t detract from its overall impact in the slightest, any more than wonky type-setting and poorly printed artwork affect the impact of a good pulp paperback.

Fittingly, the film’s central plot line is pretty boilerplate stuff, with obsessive cop-on-the-edge Lieutenant Leo Diamond (Cornel Wilde) working round to bring down shark-like criminal kingpin Mr Brown (we never learn his first name), played with scene-stealing gusto by Richard Conte. Essentially reprising his capricious hooligan role from Siodmak’s excellent ‘Cry of the City’ (1948), but adding an extra decade or two’s criminal mastery to the equation, Conte amps up his performance here to wild, comic-book proportions, creating one of the most delightfully OTT villains the noir canon has to offer.

First introduced as he bawls out a failing boxing protégée backstage at the ring (“Hate! Hate is the word, Benny! Hate the man that tries to beat you. Kill 'em, Benny! Kill 'em!”), Mr Brown’s whip-snap dialogue delivery, unpredictable mood swings and ‘might is right’ philosophical diatribes serve to dominate the movie just as surely as he dominates his underlings and associates (“first is first – second is nothing!” serves as his preferred catch phrase).

Mr Brown seems to operate some sort of hypnotic sexual control over leading lady Jean Wallace, and keeps a hidden vault full of cash and machine guns in her apartment(!). He kills and tortures without hesitation, dines alone in his own hotel, and chews his lobster with vengeful intensity. He is awesome, basically.

Naturally, Mr Brown gets to chew his way through much of the best dialogue in Philip Yordan’s script, wherein characters snarl their way through blunt, Spillane-style verbiage that may seem clumsy and artless compared to more high-brow, literate noirs, but nonetheless remains richly quotable, full of beautiful chunks of ramshackle pulp poetry.

(The film’s quotes page on IMDB will give you a general idea of what to expect, but misses out on one of my favourite bits, when Diamond tries to bully Brown’s ex-wife into testifying against him by relating the way he accidentally had a woman gunned down in Diamond’s apartment; “…they took eleven bullets from her body, and the following morning Miss Lowell had breakfast with him – he ordered bacon and two eggs. Tell her Susan, how he ate his bacon and eggs while he read the papers, and saw the body of this girl lying in the morgue!”)(3)

As I’ve stated before in these pages, I’m often a little distrustful of the kind of “A picture” noirs that placed their literary/artistic credentials front and centre. As with ‘Force of Evil’ discussed above, such an approach can easily lead to films becoming top heavy with signage and symbolism, knocking their function of fast-moving crime stories off-balance. As such, I personally tend to prefer the kind of less showy, second or third tier noirs that ostensibly keep it simple whilst letting weird ambiguities and psychological complexities creep in around the edges – and of course ‘The Big Combo’ is a case in point in this regard.

Though the script is doggedly straight-forward, crudely melodramatic and frequently preposterous, that doesn’t mean it’s stupid. As many critics have noted, there is more to the drama of ‘The Big Combo’ than initially meets the eye, as the plotting becomes increasingly motivated by a streak of weird, wilful perversity that consumes every character within it.

A sweaty, self-righteous and generally dislikeable protagonist, Wilde’s Lt. Diamond can’t hold a candle to the charisma of Mr Brown – indeed, his campaign against the latter seems to be motivated at least partly by pure jealousy, and the purity of his intentions is placed in doubt from the outset. As soon as he is introduced, Diamond’s superior officer accuses him of pursuing the case against Brown because he is “in love” with Brown’s mistress Susan Lowell, an accusation he fails to deny, but it later transpires that he has never even met her at this point.

As he proceeds to mercilessly harangue Lowell in her hospital bed following a suicide attempt, and to harass her with sanctimonious life advice at every opportunity thereafter, Diamond seems closer to a persistent stalker than a crusading cop, whilst Lowell herself, caught between the vampiric attentions of two hot-headed, chauvinistic bullies, spends most of the movie lost in a precarious fug of suicidal depression – an effect unsettlingly conveyed by Jean Wallace’s dazed, affectless performance.

As for Mr Brown’s “big combo” itself meanwhile, budgetary constraints may have limited it to only three guys, but boy, what a crew they are. For a movie of this vintage, the frankness with which the homosexual relationship between Brown’s goons/triggermen Fante and Mingo (Lee Van Cleef and Earl Holliman) is portrayed is little short of breath-taking, not least in the way the film refuses to assign any conventional signifiers of “camp” to their characters, instead placing their relationship solely within a relentlessly masculine framework of sadism and physical intimidation.

A fascinating addition to the film, Fante and Mingo remind me strongly of the characters played by Gig Young and Helmut Dantine in Peckinpah’s ‘Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia’ two decades later, but happily they are thankfully given a lot more screen-time here. In fact, the fleeting moments of tenderness they share inbetween acts of hair-raising violence represent perhaps the only expressions of a healthy, reciprocal love in the entire movie, even as Van Cleef’s glowering, hawk-like visage looking more menacing than ever as it emerges from the shadows of John Alton’s exceptional spot-lighting.

Even more compelling in some ways however is their supposed overseer Joe McClure, played by Brian Donlevy. Donlevy appears here mere months before he found himself catastrophically miscast in the first of Hammer’s Quatermass movies, but ‘The Big Combo’ proves that the big oaf was actually still capable of delivering an effective performance, irrespective of seven decades of stick he has subsequently received from British science fiction fans.

A hulking, huffing case study in brutish frustration and ineffectual low cunning, McClure, like Fante and Mingo, is a figure who refuses to fall easily into any pre-existing genre cliché. More than just the ready-made fall guy he could have been, McClure is an ugly spiked mass of conflicting negative emotions, and the faltering half smile he gives to Brown before he is (inevitably) gunned down prior to the film’s conclusion is, for me, the most haunting moment in any of the films on this box set.

As if this cast of misfits wasn’t already enough to keep us busy, ‘The Big Combo’ also finds room to assign some choice supporting roles to a bunch of great character actors (Jay Adler, John Hoyt, Ted de Corsica), but despite all this, most critics and fans over the years have been in agreement that the movie’s MVP can actually be found behind the camera, in the shape of the aforementioned John Alton.

Perhaps the pre-eminent example of a ‘cult’ cinematographer, Alton’s distinctive visual style significantly enhanced all of the numerous low budget noirs he worked on (cf: ‘Raw Deal’, ‘T-Men’, ‘Border Incident’), but ‘The Big Combo’, the last film in this vein he worked on, is perhaps his greatest achievement.

Shot almost entirely on cramped studio sets, ‘..Combo’ lacks the strong geographic identity of most urban crime stories (though the action ostensibly takes place in Los Angeles, you’ll have to work hard to actually find evidence of this), but Alton nonetheless uses the minimal means at his disposal to conjure a world of incredible, near-fantastical atmospherics. This being a horror-centric blog, I hope I can state that Alton’s work here makes ‘The Big Combo’ sometimes feel like a noir made by Mario Bava, and readers will appreciate the extent of the compliment.

Not only can other low budget filmmakers take inspiration from the way in which Alton creates a concert hall, the exterior of a boxing arena and an airport out of absolutely nothing and does so convincingly enough to sell the illusion to all but the most critical viewers, but the stark, hyper-real artistry of his light and shade – strong, carefully-directed light sources picking out details amid deep pools of black and swathes of studio fog – is frequently magnificent.

My favourite bit in this regard might possibly be the scene supposedly shot in the side alley of a burlesque club where Wilde’s on-off girlfriend (splendidly played by Helene Stanton, incidentally) works. It’s just… well, wow, basically. So richly evocative of… something; like the cover of a ‘50s Jim Thompson paperback come to life. (And yes, whilst he’s been stalker-ishly pursuing a suicidal gangster’s moll, Lt Diamond also has an on-off stripper girlfriend whom he treats like dirt – our moral high ground-hogging hero, ladies and gents.)

Joseph Lewis’s potential status as an auteur has long been a contentious topic amongst cinephiles, and whilst I’m not going to throw my hat into the ring here, I think we can at least say for certain that the handful of noteworthy films he made amid a career of less distinguished journeyman work (alongside ‘The Big Combo’, we can definitely add ‘Gun Crazy’ (1950) and ‘Terror in a Texas Town’ (1958) to the former category) share a sense of raw energy and transcendent pulp imagery that can’t simply have been the result of good luck and talented collaborators.

All three of these films attack the tropes of their genres with an exultant, gutsy determination that overcomes their (often considerable) technical shortcomings, zeroing in on the core of action, suspense and ragged emotional turmoil that makes such stories work, and imbuing them with a spirit of violent sensationalism that makes them feel closer to 70s/80s “cult movies” than studio-era “classics” – an approach that continues to endear Lewis’s films to viewers today, even whilst the work of most of his contemporaries in the Hollywood b-movie trenches has faded into oblivion.

Combine this feel with Alton’s sublime, quintessentially noir photography and a generous handful of bug-eyed, vein-popping performances and you’ve got a movie that may not be one of the best crime movies made in Hollywood by any stretch of the imagination, but – if your tastes are anything like mine – it stands a pretty high chance of becoming one of your favourite ones.

If you’ve seen ‘The Big Combo’, you’ll know what’s what, but if you haven’t – now is as good a time as any to embrace this twisted, two-dimensional sideshow of sadism, fear and despair, and feel the love.

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(1) Interestingly, Anne Revere seems to have played more or less the same role in the same year’s equally ‘Rebecca’-inspired ‘Dragonwyck’, starring Vincent Price in the all-important ‘cad’ role. Did she make a specialty of resentful, black-clad spinsters?

(2) Actually, I believe ‘Secret..’ was technically Redgrave’s second Hollywood appearance, following Eugene O'Neill’s wonderfully titled ‘Mourning Becomes Electra’ for RKO, also in 1947. He certainly did stay away for a long time though – by my calculations, his next U.S. studio-backed picture was, appropriately enough, ‘The Quiet American’ in 1958, and even that was filmed in Vietnam and Italy.

(3) Yordan’s authorship of the script for ‘The Big Combo’ has often been disputed, on the basis that he frequently lent his name to work by black-listed writers, but “noirchaeologist” Eddie Muller, in his commentary track for the Arrow disc, states that he thinks it likely Yordan DID actually write most of it, so who am I to argue?

Wednesday, 15 August 2018

Two-Fisted Tales:
Kill Me On The Ginza
by Earl Norman

(Erle Books, 1969 / first published 1961)


Hunting for English language volumes in the dozens of second hand book shops that fill the Jimbocho area (colloquially known as “old book town”) in Tokyo’s Kanda district can be an interesting experience.

At one end of the scale, the area boasts several beautiful, Art Deco shops whose interiors seem to have been carefully preserved since the 1920s. Therein, impeccably-dressed staff wearing disposable white gloves will guide the curious gaijin visitor toward floors housing carefully selected (and ear-wateringly expensive) hardback volumes dealing with specific areas of Asian history, sociology and culture, divided into English, French or German, and seemingly intended to cater to visiting foreign dignitaries who feel the shelves at the embassy are looking a little bare these days.

Needless to say, it was the other end of the scale that was of more immediate interest to your humble correspondent. Down on the street, the English language offerings within the cramped, almost impossibly dusty confines of the smaller, independent shops fall largely into two categories, both priced in such a manner that buying them for fuel or toilet paper would not seem entirely uneconomical, should living conditions in the city take a turn for the worse.

On the one hand, there are masses of largely obsolete, 70s/80s era monographs and text books, many covering such time-specific areas as economics, sociology, engineering and (for some reason) British and Canadian politics. These I take to be either detritus left behind by generations of foreign students and visiting academics passing through Tokyo’s universities, or perhaps reflective of the scholarly interests of the relatively small number of Japanese with both the ability to read English books and the inclination to import them. (Possibly some of the pop economics books could even have originated with bubble-economy era fortune hunters in the ‘80s and ‘90s, or, given the preponderance of hardbacks and the irrelevance of the subject matter, it even occurred to me that some of these books might have entered the country as ballast on ships, or something like that? Who knows.)

And then, on the other hand, we have pulp. Masses and masses of pulp fiction, primarily American, ranging all the way from the ‘50s to the ‘90s.

Although you’ll be lucky to find anything genuinely collectable or valuable in this vein in Kanda (that stuff has presumably already been harvested by dealers by this point), if you duck down the right alleyways you’ll stuff find racks of Carter Browns and Shell Scotts falling apart in the summer sun, together with more Nick Carter: Killmaster’s and other “men’s adventure” series entries than I have ever before seen in one place and a fair smattering of ‘80s/’90s UFO and True Crime titles.

In one inauspicious corner bookshop apparently operated by a pair of elderly ladies meanwhile, I found an entire bookcase filled with nothing but hardcore porn paperbacks. Hundreds of ‘em. (Sadly none of these dated from the smut/sleaze era in which such books had wild n’ zany cover artwork and were quite possibly written by Ed Wood – we’re talking more the blank covers and/or random nudie photos era of the ‘70s. I picked up a couple of the weirder/funnier looking ones, but didn’t fancy having to explain to friends and family my reasoning for cramming ‘Nobody Does It Like Daddy’ or ‘Ski Lodge Orgy’ or whatever in my suitcase, so they’re all still there for the taking, dear readers, if that’s your particular bag. I’d imagine you could probably make enough back on Ebay to cover your plane ticket.)

Of course, the reason all of these books all ended up in Japan is pretty obvious. It lives behind barbed wire in places like Yokosuka and Okinawa, wears khakis and ray-bans, and until recently could be seen cruising the streets in jeeps, probably whilst yelling “yee-ha” and looking for the nearest girls school, if the unflattering caricatures presented in Japanese popular culture are to be believed.

Clearly, the market for pulp fiction (and, no doubt, pornography) amongst U.S. servicemen in Asia in the mid-20th century was vast. So much so that, in the late 1950s, one Norman Thomson, an “old Japan hand [and] well-connected member of the post-World War II American occupation” [source], decided to take advantage of the situation, and began writing a series of low-brow detective novels specifically catering to soldiers stationed in Japan.

Beginning with ‘Kill Me in Tokyo’, six “Earl Norman thrill books” were published by Berkeley in the US between 1958 and 1962, all featuring the ‘Kill Me..’ prefix in the title and recounting the exploits of Norman/Thomson’s series character Burns Bannion, a Tokyo-based Private Eye whose lecherous, bantering first person narration seems modelled fairly closely on that of Richard S. Prather’s Shell Scott.

An easy identification figure for the books’ intended audience, Bannion is a dishonourably discharged U.S. marine who used G.I. bill funds to enrol at a Japanese university, but soon dropped out to set up shop as a PI, making no bones about the fact that his reasons for staying on in Japan are limited to perfecting his mastery of karate and, as he charmingly puts it in ‘Kill Me On The Ginza’, “..anthropological studies, restricted to the female 15 to 40 category”. (Insert your prefered cringe/shudder emoticon here.)

I don’t know how well these books did for Berkeley (suffice to say, they’re fairly scarce on the market these days, going for between $15 and $40 apiece), but whatever the case, Thomson seems to have decided at some point in the sixties that he could cash in more effectively by publishing them himself and selling them direct to oversees servicemen stationed in Asia, a decision perhaps influenced by the escalation of the conflict in Vietnam, which greatly increased the number of US personnel passing through Japan.

As such, cheaply printed new editions of all the books previously published by Berkeley appeared in the late ‘60s, courtesy of the ‘Erle Publishing Corp’ of Minato-Ko, Tokyo. It is at this point that the books, perhaps benefitting from being on the other side of the Pacific from anyone liable to take legal action, adopted the blatant rip-off of the Carter Brown series logo seen on the edition above, whilst the fact that cover prices are given in cents despite the books being printed and published in Tokyo signals pretty clearly that they were never intended for sale outside of American bases and their immediate environs.

Whilst the Berkeley editions of the ‘Kill Me..’ books had pretty lively, comic book style cover art (watch this space for more on that), the Erle reprints feature garish, rather primitive renderings such as the one seen above. God only knows who produced this artwork but, given the expectations created in paperback fans by the ‘Carter Brown’ styled logo, the contrast between this and the immaculate stylings of Robert McGinnis is almost comical.

The Erle editions are printed on the kind of thin, silky paper stock commonly used by Japanese publishers, whilst the prints for many of the pages are lined up in extremely wonky fashion, giving the books a unique, mutant vibe that serves to differentiate them from more professionally produced American or European paperbacks. (The multiple exclamation marks on the back cover copy are a classy touch too.) Financially speaking, they must have done pretty well, as several new Bannion adventures (inviting killings in Yokosuka and Roppongi) were published by Erle alongside the Berkeley reprints.

As regards the actual content of the books meanwhile, aside from the Japanese setting, the only significant differences between Burns Bannion and Shell Scott seem to be that, instead of knuckle sandwiches, Bannion dishes out karate chops to his antagonists, and, no doubt in deference to the demands of his intended audience, Bannion gets his leg over with a far higher number of ‘exotic’ dames than Scott, whose amorous escapades often ended in slapstick disappointment, ever managed to.

To a significant extent in fact, the Norman books I’ve skim-read are as much tame, comically-inclined smut as they are detective stories, with Bannion spending the bulk of his time frequenting hostess bars, night clubs, strip joints, bath houses, massage parlours and pretty much anywhere else where he might conceivably get the opportunity to leer at some women, whilst meanwhile taking full advantage of the feminine attention that a square-jawed, Caucasian stud might reasonable expect to attract in such establishments (in the hetero male fantasy world of a pulp detective novel, at least).

Showing at least a little more imagination in its relentless pursuit of lechery, ‘Kill Me On The Ginza’ finds Bannion at one point pursuing a flighty young lady to the ‘Oppai Jinja’ or ‘Temple of the Breast’, a sacred site allegedly located in the Ogikubo district, wherein expectant mothers are apparently encouraged to stimulate their production of breast milk by making enlarged casts of their breasts from clay and hanging them from the walls.

Hilarity, needless to say, ensues, but fear not – Bannion’s girl is not pregnant (because that would be a bit of a buzz-kill for the G.I. crowd), she’s merely trying to heal the anatomical peculiarities that have helped her make a living through the preceding years. (According to our narrator, “..many G.I.s on leave from Korea have taken photos with their service hats hanging from her knotty protuberances”.) Laugh? Why I nearly… etc.

Elsewhere, the book is thankfully rich in all kinds of other random weirdness, the like of which you’d be unlikely to encounter in even the zaniest of purely American detective novels. The central plotline, if you have the patience to locate it amongst all the leering an shagging, concerns Bannion’s hunt for the killer of a fellow American whose severed head has been found in a duffle bag, a quest that leads him to reluctantly team up with an elderly gentleman who claims to be a master of “ninjutsu”. A lengthy digression outlining the history and practice of this art follows, which must have been eye-opening stuff for Norman’s readers, many years before the ninja first became a regular presence in international pop culture in the late 1970s.

Thereafter, the ninjutsu gentleman hires Bannion to aid him in his investigation of something called the ‘Oshira’ cult – an outlawed group who seemingly practice an unspeakably ancient fetish/fertility rite dating from the very earliest days of Japanese civilisation, in which a sacred wooden pole is wrapped in silk.

Whilst I confess I’m unsure whether the ‘Oppai Jinja’ is a genuine eccentricity of Japanese culture or just something Norman made up for laughs, the whole Oshira business is actually rooted in authentic folklore, and is pretty fascinating, even though Norman, naturally enough, ramps up the sensationalism by assigning the practice of human sacrifice and all-purpose sexual deviance to the cult - which , by the way, turns out to be masterminded by a villain going by the unlikely name of House Charnel, and is operating rather incongruously from a secret meeting place in the urban sprawl of West Ginza.

Other odd, page-filling tangents along the way include discussion of Shinto ‘toilet gods’ and some novel methods for taking finger prints directly from a live human body, but, despite this evidence that the author is at least somewhat engaged with the culture of his adopted home, anyone approaching the Bannion books in the hope that Norman might have taken the opportunity to present his fellow Americans with a sympathetic alternative portrait of life in Japan will be cruelly disappointed.

Indeed, as far as East-meets-West type stuff goes, Bannion’s interactions with the world around him are about as crass as it gets. As the capsule biography of the author I quoted above concisely notes, the books are “..filled with stereotypes and caricatures, and the Japanese women are treated with an outlandish chauvinism, as if the country were one giant geisha house”.

The opening of ‘Kill Me On The Ginza’ very much sets the tone in this regard, as the “oriental doll” Bannion finds himself fooling around with is referred to as “slant-eyed” or variations thereof no less than three times in the space of a single page. It’s… ghastly, to be perfectly honest.

If, as has often been remarked, Japanese pop culture of the 1960s had a tendency to fan the flames of public anger (of both left and right wing varieties) by portraying the American military as a barbaric occupying force engaged almost solely in acts of rape and cultural desecration, it’s safe to say that the fictional antics of Burns Bannion can’t have done much to help matters.

One can easily imagine the kind of controversy that might have resulted had the local media got wind of the content of these books, but perhaps Norman/Thomson was simply confident that the good old language barrier (and perhaps the disinclination of the Japanese establishment to rock the U.S. boat) would save him from adverse publicity.

Speaking of which, worse is yet to come – in terms of the book’s readability more than anything else - as our hero begins to engage in some verbal (as opposed to merely physical) interaction with the populace of the city in which he has apparently lived for many years without getting murdered. (Given the way Bannion behaves, the books’ titles seem more like taunts to random passers-by than anything more dramatic.)

Although Norman sometimes has a decency to record sentences in romanised Japanese, which Bannion then conscientiously translates for his readers (which is both nice, and potentially educational), more often than not the protagonist’s Japanese friends and enemies address him in the kind of pidgin English that would make Charlie Chan blush, whilst he in turn mocks their pronunciation, throwing phrases like “hando baggo” and “iceo boxo” into his bantering narration whilst simultaneously expressing frustration at their failure to grasp the precise meaning of the dense passages of wise-crackin’, tough guy slang he rattles off, irrespective of his listeners’ level of comprehension.

If you can overlook the relentless misogyny and racial insensitivity of Bannion’s banter however (and that’s a pretty big IF, I’ll grant you), ‘Kill Me On The Ginza’ actually holds up as an enjoyably off-beat timewaster. Although Norman lacks the chops of a Prather or Spillane, his prose is certainly never less than lively, and the sheer novelty of the socio-cultural circumstances under which these books were produced makes them – to me, at least – far more interesting reading than the rather smug and interchangeable Shell Scott books.

Both as detritus of an age long gone and as bracing evidence of a variety of inter-cultural exchange that those men in white gloves in the nice bookshops could scarcely imagine, they are actually quite fascinating, and I’ll be sharing a few more scans of other volumes in the series with you over the coming days/weeks.

As a final note, I’ll also draw your attention to the fact that someone has used a biro to etch what seems to be a woman’s phone number onto the back cover of my copy of ‘Kill Me On The Ginza’; perhaps evidence of a previous owner aspiring toward the lifestyle celebrated by the book’s hero, for better or (more likely) for worse.

Friday, 27 July 2018

Gothic Originals:
Lady Frankenstein
(Mel Welles, 1971)

PLEASE NOTE: As a result of the fact that I am still unable to take screengrabs from blu-ray discs, readers should be aware that the images above are taken from an old DVD edition of this film, and *NOT* from the recent restoration carried out by Nucleus Films, which was viewed for the purposes of this review, and which I can confirm looks *absolutely magnificent*. Please buy that one with confidence.
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If you’re in the mood for a classic Euro-horror film, full of wild n’ woolly erotically-charged bloodshed, daring, stylised direction and mind-bending hallucinogenic weirdness, well, I’m afraid ‘Lady Frankenstein’ is not the film for you.

Indeed, the first time I watched it I found it pretty underwhelming, broadly concurring with critic Jonathan Rigby, who writes it off in his Euro Gothic compendium as “a rhythmless, atmosphere-free bore”. (1)

What a difference a few years – and a beautiful new transfer with fifteen reinstated minutes – can make. Returning to the film with expectations appropriately adjusted and (I hope) a bit more of an appreciation of the more, uh, ambient pleasures of the horror genre, I found ‘Lady Frankenstein’ quite delightful.

Before I try to sell you on this nigh-on Frankensteinian change of heart however, perhaps a bit of background might be in order. (IMDB was running hot as I checked up on all the salty characters who played a role in this film’s genesis, so I hope you appreciate my efforts.)

Though he is probably doomed to forever accept second place when the subject of rotund, deep-voiced Americans named Welles who were hanging around in the ‘60s European film industry arises, Mel Welles (1924-2005) can nonetheless claim a certain degree of cult movie immortality via his performance as the kvetching flower shop owner Gravis Mushnick in Roger Corman’s 1960 ‘Little Shop of Horrors’. (His turn as the rhyme-talking gravedigger in The Undead meanwhile… not so much.)

After relocating to Rome in the early 1960s, Welles carved out a niche for himself as a cornerstone of the dubbing industry, overseeing the Anglicisation of countless continental features whilst also using his contacts to occasionally scrape together funds for some small independent productions of his own. A self-professed devotee of gothic horror and fantasy cinema, Welles' first foray into the genre was 1967’s ‘Island of The Doomed’ (aka ‘Maneater of Hydra’), a sort of killer tree yarn starring Cameron Mitchell, on which he served triple duty as writer, director and producer.

By Welles's account, the project that became ‘Lady Frankenstein’ began when an aspiring producer (identified elsewhere as former Hollywood playboy and heir to the Vanderbilt fortune Harry C. Cushing IV) dropped out of the sky with a confirmed production budget and asked him to direct a script named ‘Lady Dracula’, intended as a vehicle for actress Rosalba Neri. (Allegedly, Cushing was trying to seduce Neri at the time, and figured that the offer of a leading role might help his chances; whatever the case, it certainly doesn’t seem to have hurt them, given that the pair were married (briefly) a few years later.)

Somehow however, this initial deal fell through, the rights to the script – written by none other than former Peplum muscleman and ‘Kommissar X’ star Brad Harris - were lost, and Cushing was (seemingly) out of the picture, leaving Welles with a crew and studio time already booked in, but nothing to shoot. (2)

At this point, globe-trotting exploitation producer Dick Randall pops up for cameo, telling Welles “hell, so you can’t make ‘Lady Dracula’, make ‘Lady Frankenstein instead”, and earning himself a generous “original story” credit in the process. Decamping to London, Welles next hooked up with credited writer Edward Di Lorenzo, and after a few weeks of woodshedding, ‘Lady Frankenstein’ was up and running. (3)

In view of the film that eventually resulted, it is instructive I think to consider that ‘Lady Frankenstein’ was written in England, by two Americans. For better or for worse, Welles and Di Lorenzo’s script takes the picture in a very different direction from most early ‘70s continental horrors, rejecting the usual melange of errant craziness and random exploitable elements, and instead telling a story that, though stodgy, conventional and loaded with cliché, is at least coherent and thematically unified, even throwing in a few literary and historical allusions alongside its more obvious borrowings from the Universal canon.

In other words, it is exactly the kind of script Hammer might have filmed for their own Frankenstein series, had they taken a more traditionally gothic direction. This is no bad thing if you’re prepared to take it on its own terms, and indeed, Welles’ solid but unspectacular direction follows suit, as does the careful, moody lighting and the painstaking attention to detail intermittently evident in the production design.

One thing Hammer probably wouldn’t have done however is hire Morricone and Nicolai’s avant garde-leaning right hand man Alessandro Alessandroni to provide a soundtrack, and happily the composer makes his presence felt from the film’s very first second, opening proceedings with a bracing sting of his trademark fuzz guitar, as some thoroughly routine Burke & Hare type business is conducted in a particularly squalid looking graveyard. (4)

The lead grave robber is played by Austrian actor Herbert Fuchs (often credited as Herbert Fux), a possessor of a face-you-won’t-forget whom you’ll probably recall stealing the show in Adrian Hoven’s ‘Mark of the Devil’ (1970). Fuchs makes for a lovably sleazy ne’erdowell here too, aided by the unusual amount of detail the script provides regarding his lifestyle and dwellings, which momentarily reminded me of Jonh Gilling’s excellent The Flesh & The Fiends. (5)

After Fuchs and his boys drag their insalubrious cargo across the foreground of a splendidly ominous establishing shot of the Umbrian castle within which much of the film takes place, we are promptly introduced to Baron Frankenstein himself, embodied here by no less a personage than Joseph Cotten. (6)

In contemplating the circumstances that led to Cotton getting mixed up in a film like ‘Lady Frankenstein’, I’ve often entertained the possibility that perhaps he heard that some American blowhard named Welles was directing, and the ink was already dry on his contract by the time he realised his terrible mistake. Amusing as this thought may be however, the more prosaic truth seems to be that Cotten had enjoyed making ‘The Abominable Dr Phibes’ in England the preceding year, and, taking inspiration from his friend Vincent Price, thought he’d stay on in Europe and have a bash at becoming a “horror star”.

‘Lady Frankenstein’ represents the first fruit of Cotten’s brief flirtation with this new career path (Bava’s ‘Baron Blood’ would soon follow, after which he seems to have given up on it), and it was perhaps this fleeting sense of enthusiasm that accounts for the fact that he actually delivers something approaching a performance here, rather than just looking disgusted and cheesed off, as per every other film I’ve seen him in post-1960.

Playing opposite Cotton in many of the film’s early scenes meanwhile is the aforementioned Rosalba Neri in the film’s title role as Tania, the Baron’s daughter, who has just returned from university as a fully qualified surgeon (no mean feat for a woman in the 1820s) and is keen to get stuck in at the business end of her beloved father’s experiments.

In later interviews about the film, Mel Welles liked to declare himself as a feminist (“twenty years before my wife”, he endearingly insisted), and although applying such ideological intent to ‘Lady Frankenstein’ will seem a stretch for most modern viewers, the very idea of female character willing to step up to the plate as a fully-fledged mad scientist must in itself have been a novelty within the none-more-patriarchal environment of a ‘70s Italian gothic horror movie [a fact that was certainly not lost on whoever designed the comically salacious poster for the film’s US release via Corman’s New World Pictures – see below].

Though it is difficult to gain a full appreciation of Neri’s performance given that, like everybody else in the film besides Cotton, she is dubbed in both English and Italian versions, insofar as we can tell she seems to considerably upped her game here, perhaps appreciative of a part that took her beyond her usual sex kitten/shameless hussy roles.

Though demure to a fault through the opening half of the movie, Neri nonetheless manages to imbue all of her scenes with a sense of mature, self-confident kinkiness, and, when she eventually gets to let loose in the laboratory, she is very much in charge, reducing her father’s assistant Charles (the ubiquitous Paul Muller) to an even more subservient role than he took when working with the Baron.

Though stiff and mannered as the material demands, the performances by this central trio within the castle are actually all very good. The hawk-featured Muller – who surely needs no introduction to readers who have seen a handful of Spanish horrors or Jess Franco films - is solid as ever here, shouldering an epic quantity of screen time in a pretty thankless role, whilst, all things considered, Cotten gives us a surprisingly subtle and melancholic take on the aging Baron. There’s definitely a touch of Price in his dialogue delivery I think, but he wisely plays it straight, conveying both his resigned reaction to the apparent failure of his climatic experiment and his evident love for his daughter quite convincingly. It’s a shame that -- uh, SPOILER ALERT -- he gets unceremoniously clobbered by his own monster less than halfway through the picture.

That monster, by the way, is probably the reason for a lot of the bad press ‘Lady Frankenstein’ has received over the years. With the best will in the world, it’s hard to deny that he’s pretty damned goofy. The corduroy trousers and woollen smock he’s given to wear are rather charming, but his bulbous head / mutilated eye make-up job was never going to win any prizes, despite the prominence it took in the film’s marketing, and it’s difficult to find an explanation for the traditional, monster-stompin’ platform boots he is already wearing when he first slides off the operating table.

Blandly over-lit and rendered in artless, point n’ shoot fashion, the subsequent scenes in which the monster strolls around the countryside causing trouble have a crude, second unit feel to them that seems a world away from the more classy material with the principals in the castle. But, the bit where he throws a stark naked girl in a very shallow river is pretty funny, so… there’s that.

Most of the scenes dealing with the local townsfolk and the investigation of the monster’s crimes meanwhile feel similarly slapdash. Mickey “Crimson Executioner” Hargitay is given little to work with as the police chief (there’s certainly no hint here of the kind of dementia he exhibited in his better known horror roles), whilst many of the costumes and set dressing seem to have been recycled from the waning Spaghetti Western boom. Combined with some distinctly 1970s-style male grooming, this serves to rather make a mockery of the more carefully rendered period detail of the castle scenes.

Despite all this silliness however, Welles seems to have been in earnest in his love for old school gothic horror, and, like his cast, he plays it straight. A great deal of effort was clearly invested in the film’s laboratory sequences, which (aided no doubt by Carlo Rambaldi’s effects work) are an absolute treat for connoisseurs of mad scientist movies, incorporating some of the finest fizzing electrical arcs, byzantine glassware and bubbling beakers of blood seen on-screen since the glory days of the 1930s, with some first class ‘pulsing organs in jars’ thrown in to appease the gorier tastes of early ‘70s viewers.

Clearly somewhat of an enthusiast for such business, Welles allows time for both of his Frankensteins to describe their experimental processes in quite some detail, including a discussion of how the recent discoveries of Volta and Galvani have been incorporated into their work. I’m fairly certain too that this must be the only Frankenstein film in history that actually took the time to design and construct period appropriate surgical lamps and dry-cell batteries in the name of historical verisimilitude – a detail of which Welles seems to have been particularly proud, on the basis of his later interviews.

The scale of the De Paolis soundstage on which the lab set was constructed is also impressive, as is vast, stained glass skylight seen opening during resurrection of first monster. It’s little wonder that the whole shebang was repurposed in its entirety by Paul Morrissey’s ‘Flesh For Frankenstein’ a year later – a movie that, to a significant extent, basically plays like an exaggerated spoof of this one, I should note.

Indeed, whilst the approach Welles took in directing ‘Lady Frankenstein’ was innately conservative, the central ‘high concept’ that provided the impetus for the film’s script – namely, the idea that Tania plans to create the perfect lover for herself by transplanting Dr Charles’s “brilliant” brain into the body of Thomas, the castle’s beautiful but simple-minded handyman – is actually fairly startling. (7)

Although this notion is not given as much screen-time as more sensation hungry viewers might have wished, when the movie does finally get around to it, it certainly doesn’t flinch, especially as regards Tania’s decision to seduce both of her experimental subjects prior to the big operation - a development that certainly lends itself to some queasily Freudian interpretations, suggesting that she needs to copulate with these two ‘fathers’ in order to ‘conceive’ the new monster that will replace her own recently departed father in her affections. (Not, you will note, exactly the most feminist twist on the Frankenstein mythos that could be imagined.)

Anyway – after using her wiles to ensure the cooperation of the hopelessly devoted Charles, Tania next takes poor Thomas to bed, just in order to, I dunno, test out the merchandise, I suppose. This latter scene culminates in what is far and away ‘Lady Frankenstein’s most transgressive moment, when Charles, who has been discreetly observing Tania’s tryst with Thomas, emerges at the climactic moment to smother him to death with a pillow.

Though reminiscent of a number of ‘erotic asphyxiation’ scenes that had already made their way into Jess Franco’s filmography by this point, this is still genuinely shocking stuff, jolting us out of the ‘ersatz Hammer’ mindset and into the realms of full-on Italio-exploitation. The film’s straight-laced dramatic context renders it more disturbing than any of the tongue-in-cheek outrages Morrissey would soon perpetrate on the same sets, and the scene gains a particularly sinister sex-horror frisson from Rosalba’s reaction shots, which see her biting her wrist in orgasmic ecstasy as her lover expires beneath her.

Whilst there is a touch of ‘House of Frankenstein’s “whose brain goes where” farce to the proceedings that follow, the fact that Tania and Charles seem so casually disinterested in the travails of their first monster – who is still throttling peasants at a steady rate - speaks eloquently both of the growing madness that is consuming them and of the thoughtless cruelty that naturally accompanies their aristocratic background, as does the fact that poor old Thomas’s brain has presumably been tossed in the bin, declared ‘worthless’ in typical proto-fascist fashion, even as his devoted sister frantically searches for him, haranguing various members of the cast about her brother’s disappearance.

All of this is standard issue Frankenstein movie stuff of course, but it is nicely done here, quietly drawing our attention to the moral (and mental) degradation of the characters we are ostensibly following whilst avoiding the need for any ‘message’ speeches or hand-wringing moralising.

Despite its infusion of (moderate) sex and (mild) gore however, ‘Lady Frankenstein’ must nonetheless have seemed ponderous and old fashioned to many of its contemporary viewers. In terms of its pacing and atmosphere, it is very much of a piece with the somewhat patience-testing gothics that Italy largely phased out when Barbara Steele disappeared from screens in 1966, whilst its director’s inspirations were clearly still rooted three decades before that.

Although many gothic horror films were still being produced in the early ‘70s – more than ever before, probably – by the time ‘Lady Frankenstein’ hit screens, just about all of its competitors were in some way reinventing themselves, adding either softcore erotica, psychedelic freak-outs, self-conscious genre deconstruction or goofy comedy to the mix, and even Hammer had almost entirely moved away from their more traditional period pieces by this point.

Though there were a few stragglers in the following years, ‘Lady Frankenstein’ thus stands as one of the very last gothic horror films made anywhere in the world that plays things totally straight. Respectfully abiding by the established conventions of the genre, it never offers the audience a wink or nudge, withholds the easy wins of sex n’ violence from all but its most crucial moments, and tries instead to ensnare its viewers through the simple pleasures of a hoary old yarn, adequately told.

The extent to which Welles and his collaborators succeeded even in this modest goal might be debatable, but it is difficult not to admire the earnestness of their intent on some level, and, for those of us so jaded we can take pleasure in seeing the bones of these old gothic tropes dug out of the closet and paraded around one last time, there remains much here to enjoy.
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Also, this movie had a lot of great posters.


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(1) ‘Euro Gothic: Classics of Continental Horror Cinema’ (Signum Books, 2016), p. 295

(2) For anyone keeping track here, Harris’s ‘Lady Dracula’ script was eventually filmed as a comedy in Germany in 1977. It looks terrible.

(3) Perhaps stung by being shut out of the production of ‘Lady Frankenstein’, Randall went on to pretty much corner the market in shoddy Italian Frankenstein movies in the year that followed, covertly masterminding ‘Frankenstein ‘80’ and directing ‘Frankenstein’s Castle of Freaks’, both in 1972. Of the latter, Rigby accurately notes that “..the childishly nonsensical result makes ‘Lady Frankenstein’ look like an unsung masterpiece”. (ibid.)

(4) For what it’s worth, I get the feeling that ‘Lady Frankenstein’s soundtrack was probably a bit of a mix n’ match affair, much in the manner of contemporary Jess Franco or Paul Naschy films. Although Alessandroni gets sole credit, and was presumably responsible for all the weird, atonal laboratory music and the occasional fuzz-drenched transition cue, the far more conventional orchestral music that accompanies the monster’s rampages and other ‘action’-based moments definitely sounds canned, perhaps pulled off some ancient library disc or something?

(5) Just for laughs, I feel like noting that Fuchs/Fux’s other credits for 1970 include ‘Secrets of a Vice Cop's Wife’, ‘Eugenie… The Story of Her Journey Into Perversion’, ‘The Naked Wytche’, ‘Gentlemen in White Vests’, ‘The Amorous Adventures of a Young Postman’ and ‘Strogoff’, an Italian swashbuckler in which he makes an uncredited appearance as The Pope. What a year!

(6) Identified on IMDB as the Castello Piccolomini in the Province of L'Aquila in Southern Italy, the castle used in ‘Lady Frankenstein’ also apparently played host to ‘Bloody Pit of Horror’, ‘The Devil’s Wedding Night’, Radley Metzger’s ‘The Lickerish Quartet’ and Polselli’s ‘Black Magic Rites’ / ‘The Reincarnation of Isobel’. What a line up! I feel a plan for a new holiday forming… (Also: did Mickey Hargitay live down the road or something? Three of the four Italian horror movies he appeared in were filmed in this place!)

(7) Thomas, incidentally, is played – uncredited - by Marino Masé, an actor who enjoyed a rich and varied career far too extensive for me to spend time running down here. (Would you believe that the same man appeared in ‘Lady Frankenstein’, Visconti’s ‘The Leopard’ AND an episode of ‘East Enders’? IT HAPPENED.)