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Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Deathblog:
Samuel Youd,
aka John Christopher
(1922-2011)


Yet another obit in a bad winter of notable mortal coil departures (Ronald Searle, Dorothea Tanning amongst others would/should have been covered here had I more time and resources to do them justice), this week I was sad to hear (via Between Channels) about the passing of one Samuel Youd, better known as veteran sci-fi / thriller writer John Christopher.

It’s difficult for me to really assess the work of John Christopher, because in truth I haven’t read any of his novels for the best part of twenty years, but the ones I read as a child had a massive impact on me, helping to propel me toward independent reading of grown-up books for the first time, and (along with John Wyndham and assorted Dr Who novelisations) establishing a love of British science fiction and end-of-the-world adventure stories that endures to this day.


I don’t remember whether I read his trilogy of Tripods books (‘The White Mountains’, ‘The City of Gold and Lead’ and ‘The Pool of Fire’, all published 1967/68) for the first time myself, or whether they were read TO me (I was that young at the time), but either way, I was absolutely mad for them. I remember going into primary school and boring my fellow pupils for hours about the finer details of these great, epic stories I’d been reading. In my memory, they were enthralled, but more likely they were just bored and wondering what the hell I was going on about.

In retrospect, the books sound like a lively mash-up of familiar sci-fi tropes – a ‘what if the aliens in War of the Worlds had won?’ type scenario mixed up with plenty of Invasion of the Bodysnatchers mind control paranoia and served up in the form of jolly Young Adult fantasy quest narrative. It’s great though to think back to a time when my mind was a sufficiently clean slate to allow me to be completely enthralled by these now-familiar notions, to when the end of every chapter was an unbearable cliffhanger and any book over 150 pages seemed like an epic of Count of Monte Cristo proportions.

I’d imagine the kids in the Tripods books were probably pretty stock characters, but I cared about them all deeply, and was pretty moved by the comparative seriousness and realism of their battle against the implacable alien menace. I remember one of the books ending with a character being smuggled inside the Tripods city (where, rather oddly, the unnervingly alien triangular baddies set about whipping him with laser beams and adopt him as some sort of pet), and thinking, jesus, he is actually INSIDE their CITY, and gets to see them outside their armour? That’s insane! That cannot be!

Such is the sense of forbidding, imaginative grandeur that a good author can so quickly establish in written sci-fi – so different to the production value-deprived movies and TV series I could have been watching instead, with characters barging around shoddy looking forbidden zones like their lives depended on it.


I was vaguely aware that the BBC had made a Tripods TV show a few years beforehand, but to this day I’ve never seen it – I think I saw a few photos and immediately realised it would pale in comparison to the imagery the books had established in my imagination. The beeb themselves seem to have realised this too when they decided not to adapt the second and third books, despite the apparent success of their first series – hardly surprising, given that re-reading the plot synopses for this post reminds me that they would have called for scenes of global upheaval, burning alien cityscapes and mass zeppelin bombardment.

Anyway, rather than turning to TV, I was more interested in tracking down Christopher’s prequel, the bluntly titled ‘When The Tripods Came’ (1988). I found a copy in the library and nearly flipped my lid when I saw that the cover depicted a tripod fighting a tank!


From what I recall, the book failed to really live up to the idylls of brutal interplanetary carnage I was hoping for, and was actually more of a faintly reactionary paranoid sci-fi yarn, detailing how the Tripods enslaved humanity by means of – funnily enough - a hypnotic, simpleminded TV show that their mind-controlled slaves pushed into production (shades of Quatermass II or Kneale’s script for Halloween III maybe?). This was ok, but what I REALLY liked about the book was the way that Christopher took the concept the whole distance, setting things up for a cracking end-of-the-world story in the second half.

I loved the gradually rising tone of panic and hysteria (the exact same effect employed by J.G. Ballard in his early natural disaster novels), as what starts out merely as a minor annoyance becomes a growing worry, then a definite problem, and finally a complete apocalypse, with our protagonist’s grumpy decision not to watch a particular TV show eventually leading him to a desperate flight across wartorn, Tripod-dominated Europe to join the resistance in the Swiss alps. Just think on that the next time you purposefully ignore some kinda fancypants HBO shit your friends are trying to get you into!


Christopher already had pretty mighty past form in the sphere of apocalyptic sci-fi by this point of course, and, being a kid with an unhealthy interest in such things, it wasn’t long before I found my way to probably his best known book, 1954’s ‘The Death of Grass’. By this time I was a year or two older, reading frown-up books for myself, but it bowled me over just as thoroughly as the Tripods had. A bleak and sombre work that sits neatly next to Wyndham’s masterpieces from the same era, it’s clearly one of the defining works of the ‘British apocalypse’ sub-genre, and I recall it being by far the grimmest too, as Christopher picks up the old ‘fine line between civilisation and savagery’ theme and really runs with it. I was particularly horrified/impressed by a sequence in which our ‘heroes’ stumble across a family who are sheltering in a remote farmhouse, and promptly shoot the parents, steal their food supplies and move on. I’d never read a story in which people we were supposed to side with did things like that before. And rarely since either, come to think of it. Dark stuff.


I liked the iconic Penguin cover art (illustration by John Griffiths) a lot too. It’s probably more than a coincidence that when I started trying to write my own end-of-the-world tales as a teenager, charred fields and skeletal cattle featured prominently.

I recently acquired a new copy of the Penguin edition in quite good condition, along with a copy of Cornel Wilde’s 1970 film adaptation ‘No Blade of Grass’, and had been planning on catching up with both of them this year.

And that’s that really. I moved on to reading other stuff, never really thought to further investigate John Christopher’s life or wider career, and here we all are. But for those early reading experiences, I owe him a lot.


As the bibliography on his wiki page reveals, Samuel Youd wrote prolifically through the ‘50s, ‘60s and ‘70s under no less than seven different names, following up the success of ‘The Death of Grass’ with a series of similarly themed end-of-the-world novels under the Christopher name, including ‘A Wrinkle in the Skin’ (earthquakes), ‘The World in Winter’ (new ice age) and dystopian class warfare fable ‘The Guardians’. His output seems to have slowed from the ‘80s onwards, with only one novel published during the ‘90s, and the final John Christopher book, ‘Bad Dream’, appeared in 2003.

According to biography on the inside cover of my copy of ‘The Death of Grass’, “John Christopher is married and has two children. His principal recreations are listening to music and, when the English climate permits, watching cricket.”

Monday, 10 January 2011

#05
Wild Zero
(Tetsuro Takeuchi, 2000)


“ALCOHOL MIXED THROUGH MY BLOOD / BABY IS THE ONLY ONE I SEE! / GOT AWALLET ON MY ASS WITH A ROCK N’ ROLL LICENCE / THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I’LL EVER DIE!”, sing Guitar Wolf in a deafening concert sequence midway through the endlessly amazing exemplum of punk rock filmmaking that is ‘Wild Zero’. “LIKE ROARING BLOOD, LIKE ROARING BLOOD, EXPLODING BLOOD, LIKE ROARING BLOOD!”, they continue. What can the likes of you and I do, but look on in awe?

You may find it difficult to accept that a shot on video Japanese comedy-gore movie could really hold the power to change people’s lives for the better, but then you presumably weren’t there to see me in 2002, holding my newly-acquired VHS of the movie before me like a holy relic, recent witness to an experience less like a motion picture, more like some deranged dream I might have had after falling asleep drunk listening to Iggy & The Stooges on my headphones.

When you read some posting on the circa-2002 internet about some crazy new movie in which Guitar Wolf fight alien-zombies, it is easy then as now to declare “wow, that sounds amazing – I’m gonna watch that”, knowing that you are setting yourself up for a certain degree of disappointment. So god bless director Tetsuro Takeuchi for delivering not only the anticipated tornado of crazy trash-horror tomfoolery, but something that surpasses even our wildest expectations – a potent and elegiac coming of age tale that exultantly proclaims the gospel of rock n’ roll (sorry, ROCK N’ ROLL!!!), leaving agnostic viewers in little doubt as to its status as the benevolent guiding force of the universe.

Ok, so maybe that last bit was just me projecting a little, the result of too many student days spent drinking too much coffee and listening to too much thundering amphetamine madness, but whatever – fact is, I’ve not been quite the same since.

How could I not take to heart the tale of Ace (Masashi Endô), feckless avatar of all nervous teenage rock n’ roll fanatics, who inadvertently helps to save his favourite band Guitar Wolf during a tense backstage shootout and finds himself initiated into their blood brotherhood by way of thanks, as the band present him with a magic whistle that he may use to summon these nigh-on supernatural rock n’ roll warriors to assist him in his hour of need?

How could I not feel for our hero, as the strange sensations brought on by both a new love and the UFO-birthed flesheating zombies who now roam the Japanese countryside drive him first to euphoria, and then to the point of existential despair, as he finds himself alone and surrounded by the undead, his noble fantasies of romantic intimacy with his new beau Tobio thwarted by unforeseen gender confusion and his own cowardice and self-loathing made cruelly clear?

“THERE IS NO GOD HERE!!” screams Endô at one point, giving the performance of a lifetime as he curses the empty heavens. Ace has all but given up on life, is ready to surrender to the pressures closing in around him, when suddenly, Guitar Wolf himself appears, glorious as an apparition of the Virgin Mary, to point him toward the light: “ACE! - LOVE KNOWS NO BORDERS, NATIONALITIES OR GENDERS! - DO IT!!!” (Never has the maligned art of the multiple punctuation mark been so righteously and unrepentantly employed as by the English sub-titlers of ‘Wild Zero’.)

And DO IT Ace does, crow-bar in hand, rescuing himself and his love from the very brink of oblivion, achieving a state of blood-drenched cosmic transcendence, as Guitar Wolf sets out on his flame-spewing motorcycle, guitar upon his back, beer in his hand, to get this zombie/UFO shit sorted out once and for all. (Bass Wolf and Drum Wolf follow at a respectable distance, in a small car.)

Bullets rain, gore flies, zombies howl, bikes roar, shit blows up, beer is chugged, flying saucers blacken the skies and a selection of odd and engaging secondary characters get busy, as The Oblivians, Bikini Kill and The Zeros blare across the soundtrack, mixed so loudly it makes the speakers on my cheap-ass TV go kaput every time.

Action-packed, hilarious, inept, beautiful and demented, full of love and flames and blood and deafening, holy feedback, “Wild Zero” represents everything that is great about punk rock and everything that is great about trash cinema, combined for all eternity. Hallelujah! ROCK N ROLL!!!

Monday, 27 April 2009

Night of the Saucers, by Eando Binder
(Five Star Paperback, 1972)



“You mean they’re planning to blow up the Pentagon?”

“Yep, they’re going to blow up everything.”

“They’re going to blow up the Vatican…?”

“They’re going to blow up EVERYTHING.”

Etc.

Fucking Vexxans, honestly, infiltrating alien cultures through dark political machinations just so they can blow shit up...



How indeed!

I was going to say “it’s not as much fun as it sounds” just as a natural reflex action, but actually, unlike every other Five Star Paperback I own, it turns out ‘Night of the Saucers’ is kind of a blast. It’s really simple-minded good fun, like if someone wrote a straight up novelisation of a whacked out AIP b-movie.

I’ve scanned some choice examples of "Eando Binder"s typically two-fisted prose for your enjoyment below: